Mayor’s Terror Tactics!

đŸ˜± SHOCK IN BRIDA: MAYOR ACCUSED OF “TERRORIZING” RESIDENTS — FRUITLOOP DRAGGED INTO MINDSET MELTDOWN! BRIDA — Just when you thought Brida’s political cauldron couldn’t boil any hotter after the Nuggets scandal, a fresh outrage has burst onto the scene: the Mayor is now being accused of scaring residents. Yes, you read that right — […]

Smell of Rotten Eggs in the Air

đŸ’„ BRIDA IN CRISIS! đŸ’„ NUGGETS’ “TRANSFORMATION” ROCKS TOWN — MAYOR, FRUITLOOP, AND TOP-SECRET SPOON AT CENTER OF COVER-UP! BRIDA — What began as a lighthearted celebration of Nuggets — the town’s most notorious fowl — “transitioning” from humble chicken to strutting rooster has spiraled into the biggest scandal the Brida Council has faced in […]